Are you waiting? Are you dripping with anticipation? Are your fingers trembling? Is the jello jiggling? One word: yes. You better purchase your front row seats. You better put it on lay-away. You better recognize.
To say that it is on like Donkey Kong, does not do "it" justice. The gauntlet just got thrown like the Black Sox world series. The table just got set like the straight record. The H is O. I am going to wake up with the sweet stank of success all over me.
Bring me your tired, your hungry...bring me the best that you've got. I will eat it up and spit it out. I will own it, sell it, buy it back and sell it again with a ridiculous amount of return.
You think you've seen what I've got? You ain't seen nothin' yet! You have not begun to witness what I am capable of bringing...it is about to be broughten.
Prepare thyself! I implore thee. It would behoove you to do so. It's phenomenally absurd to think how much you should get ready for what lies in store.
Intrigued? Anything other than yes is delusion. Believe that! Your world shall be rawked. It shall be shaken to its core.
Buy some spare chones. Trust....and I'm done.
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